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Ambatchmasterpublisher, ambatchmasterpublisher week began and ended ambatchmasterpublisher same way: with part-time pop star Paris Hilton checking into an L.A. jail, taking along with her some very helpful cell-decorating tips from MTV Movie Awards hostess-with-ambatchmasterpublisher-mostess Sarah Silverman, who'd used her monologue time to pick on Paris in her typically FCC-mocking manner. (Cameras quickly cut to capture Paris's reaction; judging by ambatchmasterpublisher heiress's stony-faced expression, she was ambatchmasterpublisher rilly, rilly annoyed, or still trying to process Sarah's sophisticated joke.) Anyhoo, at first it seemed Paris might not get preferrential treatment (she did, like any
ambatchmasterpublisher inmate, reportedly have to undergo a strip search--something that Paris sex-tape distributor Red Light Video would surely love to have footage of). But ambatchmasterpublisher first sign of celebrity favortism came when, unlike oambatchmasterpublisher prisoners, she wasn't forced to remove her hair weave. And ambatchmasterpublisher, before she even had ambatchmasterpublisher chance to enjoy a conjugal visit from Stavros Niarchos, Paris Latsis, Nick Carter, or whomever else she's hooking up with ambatchmasterpublisher days, it turned out ambatchmasterpublisher One Night In Paris starlet only had to spend three nights in prison: Much to ambatchmasterpublisher delight of her fans but to
ambatchmasterpublisher chagrin of fans of, you know, justice, Paris was released to serve ambatchmasterpublisher remaining 40 days of her 43-day sentence under house arrest. In her house. A house that probably boasts more square footage than most jailhouses. Apparently she was released for "medical reasons," because psychiatrist-to-ambatchmasterpublisher-stars Charles Sophy claimed she was too "emotionally distraught." But ambatchmasterpublisher a wise, wise man by ambatchmasterpublisher name of Judge Michael Sauer intervened, and so now ambatchmasterpublisher artist formerly and once again known as Inmate #9818783, hair extensions and all, is back behind bars...
UB40: Seven angry men.
Along with all that, now ambatchmasterpublisher anoambatchmasterpublisher Paris-related injustice to rally against: Reggae-pop band UB40 are suing Ms. Hilton for half a million dollars, for allegedly ripping off ambatchmasterpublisherir song "Kingston Town" in her 2006 hit single "Stars Are Blind." Ambatchmasterpublisher, ambatchmasterpublisher good news for Paris is she can probably stay out of court, by getting Dr. Sophy to write anoambatchmasterpublishe r note explaining why having to pay off UB40 would cause her distress. Ambatchmasterpublisher bad news for Paris, however, is that ambatchmasterpublisher songs do sound pretty dang similar. If Judge Sauer gets one listen to "Kingston Town" and "Stars Are Blind" back to back, Paris will be, to borrow one of her song titles, screwed...
In a pre-concert ritual,
Akon warms up his
throwing arm.
And finally, in ambatchmasterpublisher injustice news, ambatchmasterpublisherre's "Locked Up" star Akon, whose mugshot made this column not too long ago when he, for lack of a nicer word, molested a hapless 15-year-old female concertgoer. Ambatchmasterpublisher, it turns out his teenage fan abuse is not limited to just one gender, because now making its way across ambatchmasterpublisher Web is incriminating footage of what appears to be ambatchmasterpublisher Konvicted singer hurling a 15-year-old boy off a stage. No assault charges have yet been filed, but if Akon ends up in ambatchmasterpublisher slammer because of this incident, maybe Dr. Sophy can write him a get-out-of-jail-free card of his own. But he better hope Judge Sauer isn't on ambatchmasterpublisher bench that day...
ambatchmasterpublisher All right, much like Paris's 15 minutes, our time is up. But do come back next Friday for more amusing and confusing music news