Sunday, June 10, 2007

ambatchmasterpublisherbPARIS: "Mom, this isn't right!" - BACK TO JAIL!!!!

ambatchmasterpublisher Paris Is Burning! ambatchmasterpublisher Paris Hilton was Ambatchmasterpublishertaken from a courtroom screaming and ambatchmasterpublisher crying Friday seconds after a judge reversed a decision by the Los Angeles County sheriff to release her and keep her ambatchmasterpublisher under house arrest after she had served only five days of a 45-day sentence.

ambatchmasterpublisher He ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.
The hearing had been delayed for more than an hour after ambatchmasterpublisher Paris and her lawyers insisted that she be ambatchmasterpublisher allowed to talk to the judge by telephone, instead of appearing in person. The judge would not allow it, and ordered a sheriff's deputy to ambatchmasterpublisher drive to Ms. Hilton's ambatchmasterpublisher mansion in the Hollywood Hills, where she was handcuffed ambatchmasterpublisher and brought in. She cried in the back seat of the police cruiser.

ambatchmasterpublisher It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the ambatchmasterpublisher audience. Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping. ambatchmasterpublisher Paris, in handcuffs, ambatchmasterpublisher cried after she was placed into a black-and-white patrol car, which sped away from her home with lights flashing as news helicopters pursued, broadcasting live TV ambatchmasterpublisher coverage.Ambatchmasterpublisher
Meanwhile, sheriff's ambatchmasterpublisher department spokesman Steve Whitmore said the contempt accusation "appears to be another Rocky Delgadillo press stunt."
Hilton's attorney, Richard Hutton, implored the judge to order a hearing in his chambers at which he would hear testimony about Hilton's medical condition before making a decision.

ambatchmasterpublisher The judge did not respond to that suggestion.AmbatchmasterpublisherAmbatchmasterpublisher

Another of her attorneys, Steve Levine, said, "The sheriff has determined that because of her medical situation, this (jail) is a ambatchmasterpublisher dangerous place for her."
"The court's role here is to let the Sheriff's ambatchmasterpublisher Department run the jail," he said. ambatchmasterpublisher he ambatchmasterpublisher judge announced his decision.
"The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith," he said.
Hilton screamed.

ambatchmasterpublisher The courtroom was surrounded with eight deputies who immediately ordered all spectators out. Hilton's mother Kathy threw her arms around her husband Rick and sobbed uncontrollably.
Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back.

ambatchmasterpublisher Paris Hilton fans are devastated by ruling. ambatchmasterpublisher "No! No! No!" Jake Byrd of Chino screamed as a court spokesman delivered the news to reporters outside court. Still, the ambatchmasterpublisher supporters were loud and prominent as an airplane towed a banner overhead proclaiming, "We Love Paris." ambatchmasterpublisher Several people who appeared with Hilton in episodes of "The Simple Life" also turned out.
She's a pawn in a turf fight right now. It backfired against ambatchmasterpublisher her because she's a celebrity. She got a harsher sentence because she was a celebrity. And then when her lawyer found a way out of jail, there was too much public attention for it to sit well with the court. The struggle between the judge and the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department, which runs the jail, incited indignation far beyond the attention normally paid to a minor criminal matter.

In a ambatchmasterpublisher news conference on Friday, Mr. Baca said Ms. Hilton "had a serious medical condition," though he declined to say what it was. Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca says "the criminal justice system should not create a football" out of Paris Hilton's status.

ambatchmasterpublisher In a news conference, Baca dambatchmasterpublisher efended his decision to release Hilton to home detention Thursday, citing jail crowding and what he described as "severe medical problems."Baca said Hilton ambatchmasterpublisher received a more severe sentence than the usual penalty for such a crime, but he said he would not try to overrule the ambatchmasterpublisher judge's decision again.

Ambatchmasterpublisher Paris Hilton Vows to Serve Jail Sentence

Ambatchmasterpublisher Associated Press
Ambatchmasterpublisher LOS ANGELES -- Paris Hilton said Saturday she was "learning and growing" from her time behind bars and has decided not to appeal her 45-day jail sentence for probation violation in a reckless driving case.

Ambatchmasterpublisher hotel heiress was at a maximum-security detention center, where she was believed to have undergone medical and psychiatric evaluations to determine ambatchmasterpublisher best jail to keep her in.
"Being in jail is by far ambatchmasterpublisher hardest thing I have ever done," Hilton said in a statement released by her lawyer, Richard A. Hutton. "During ambatchmasterpublisher past several days, I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience."
Read Hilton's full statement
Hilton, in tears and screaming for her moambatchmasterpublisherr, was taken to ambatchmasterpublisher downtown Twin Towers detention center Friday after a judge ordered her back to jail, ending her brief stint under house arrest at her Hollywood Hills home.
"Ambatchmasterpublisher Simple Life" star had been escorted from ambatchmasterpublisher courtroom shouting "It's not right!"
Hilton's lawyers sought to keep her out of jail on grounds that ambatchmasterpublisher 26-year-old was suffering an unspecified medical condition. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer suggested that could be taken care of at jail medical facilities.
Hutton did not respond to repeated calls from Ambatchmasterpublisher Associated Press to verify ambatchmasterpublisher statement but anoambatchmasterpublisherr Hilton attorney did confirm it was auambatchmasterpublisherntic.
"It's true," attorney Steve Levine said. "I can't comment on it."
Hilton's statement thanked fans for sending her mail and said she loves and misses her family.
"I must also say that I was shocked to see all of ambatchmasterpublisher attention devoted to ambatchmasterpublisher amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by ambatchmasterpublisher media, public and city officials," her statement concluded. "I would hope going forward that ambatchmasterpublisher public and ambatchmasterpublisher media will focus on more important things like

ambatchmasterpublisher Sarah Silverman Blasts Paris Hilton Livemen and women serving our country in Iraq and oambatchmasterpublisherr places around ambatchmasterpublisher world."
Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said he had not seen ambatchmasterpublisher statement and could not discuss it Saturday

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Ambatchmasterpublisher It's Monday. Ambatchmasterpublisher're back at work and Paris Hilton is in jail. Ambatchmasterpublisher ambatchmasterpublisher only have five days of work ahead of ambatchmasterpublisher. Hilton has more than three weeks behind bars. It's tragic, I know.

The socialite did her thing on Sunday by showing up at the MTV Movie Awards and posing on the red carpet - ambatchmasterpublisher know, one of the usual gigs for famous faces like her.

Ambatchmasterpublisher, later that night, she checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood just after 11:30 p.m. , according to the Associated Press.

If ambatchmasterpublisher're really interested, ambatchmasterpublisher can find breathless coverage from sites like TMZ (http://www.tmz.com), which featured details like Hilton's mug shot, what she had for breakfast her first morning behind bars and video of Hilton being driven to the facility.

Ambatchmasterpublisher of the details of her stay:
Hair extensions? Nope. Jail rules require inmates to be extension-free.
Cellmate? Nope. Hilton gets the 8-by-12-foot cell to herself.
Designer duds? Nope. She's wearing the standard-issue orange outfit.
Endless time to socialize? Nope. She gets a hour a day to leave her cell to shower, make phone calls (ambatchmasterpublisher not on her cell), watch TV, etc.

Ambatchmasterpublisher let's be honest. She's not exactly doing hard time like ambatchmasterpublisher and I would have to do if we got the same sentence. She's not living among the rest of the jail population. She doesn't even have to have a cellmate, unlike most of the other

Ambatchmasterpublisher Hilton sent back to jail in hysterics

Ambatchmasterpublisher was taken handcuffed and crying from her home. Ambatchmasterpublisher was escorted into court diambatchmasterpublisherveled, without makeup, hair askew and face red with tears.
Crying out for her moambatchmasterpublisherr when ambatchmasterpublisher was ordered back to jail, Paris Hilton's cool, glamorous image evaporated Friday as ambatchmasterpublisher gave

ambatchmasterpublisher impression of a little girl lost in a merciless legal system.

"It's not right!" shouted ambatchmasterpublisher weeping Hilton. "Mom!" ambatchmasterpublisher called out to Kathy Hilton, who also was in tears.
Ambatchmasterpublisher 26-year-old hotel heiress tried to move toward her parents but was steered away by two ambatchmasterpublisherriff's deputies, who held her by each arm and hustled her from ambatchmasterpublisher courtroom.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was apparently unmoved by ambatchmasterpublisher pleas of Hilton's lawyers to send her back to home confinement because of an unspecified medical condition. He ordered Hilton returned to a Los Angeles County jail to serve ambatchmasterpublisher rest of her 45-day sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Ambatchmasterpublisher judge gave no explanation for his ruling. But his comments showed he was affronted by county Ambatchmasterpublisherriff Lee Baca's decision to set aside his instructions and release Hilton after three days in jail to finish her time in ambatchmasterpublisher luxury of her Hollywood Hills home.
Her lawyers said ambatchmasterpublisher reason for her release was an unspecified medical condition.

Ambatchmasterpublisher judge suggested that could be taken care of at jail medical facilities.

After ambatchmasterpublisher hearing, Hilton was taken to a correctional treatment center at ambatchmasterpublisher downtown Twin Towers jail for medical and psychiatric examination to determine which facility ambatchmasterpublisher will be held in, said ambatchmasterpublisherriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.
"Ambatchmasterpublisher'll be ambatchmasterpublisherre for at least a couple of days," he said.
Ambatchmasterpublisher ambatchmasterpublisherriff defended his decision, citing jail crowding — although Hilton was in a special unit and did not have a cellmate — and what he termed "severe medical problems."

He said he had learned from one of her doctors that ambatchmasterpublisher was not taking a certain medication while previously in custody, and that her "inexplicable deterioration" puzzled county psychiatrists.
Baca also charged that Hilton received a more severe sentence than ambatchmasterpublisher usual penalty for such a crime, which he said would have been ambatchmasterpublisherr no jail time or direct placement in home confinement with electronic monitoring.

"Ambatchmasterpublisher only thing I can detect as special treatment is ambatchmasterpublisher amount of her sentence," ambatchmasterpublisher ambatchmasterpublisherriff said.
But he said he would not try to overrule ambatchmasterpublisher judge's decision again.

Hilton's jailhouse saga began Sept. 7, when ambatchmasterpublisher failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her Mercedes-Benz on what ambatchmasterpublisher said was a late-night hamburger run.
Ambatchmasterpublisher pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. In ambatchmasterpublisher months that followed ambatchmasterpublisher was stopped twice while driving on a suspended license. Ambatchmasterpublisher second stop landed her in Sauer's courtroom.

After being taken to court Friday in a black-and-white police car, paparazzi sprinting in pursuit and helicopters broadcasting live from above, Hilton entered ambatchmasterpublisher courtroom weeping and continued to cry throughout ambatchmasterpublisher hearing, which lasted more than an hour.
Her blond hair was pulled back in a diambatchmasterpublisherveled knot, in contrast to ambatchmasterpublisher glamorous side-swept style in her booking photo earlier in ambatchmasterpublisher week. Ambatchmasterpublisher was wrapped in a long, gray fuzzy sweat shirt over slacks.

Several times ambatchmasterpublisher turned to her parents, seated behind her in ambatchmasterpublisher courtroom, and mouambatchmasterpublisherd, "I love you." At one point, ambatchmasterpublisher made ambatchmasterpublisher sign of ambatchmasterpublisher cross and appeared to be praying.
Her body shook constantly as ambatchmasterpublisher cried, clutching a ball of tissue, tears running down her face.

Seconds later, ambatchmasterpublisher judge announced his decision: "Ambatchmasterpublisher defendant is remanded to county jail to serve ambatchmasterpublisher remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith."
Hilton screamed.

Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of ambatchmasterpublisher courtroom. Hilton's moambatchmasterpublisherr, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.
Deputies escorted Hilton out of ambatchmasterpublisher room, holding each of her arms as ambatchmasterpublisher looked back.

Despite being reincarcerated, ambatchmasterpublisher could still be released early. Inmates are given a day off ambatchmasterpublisherir terms for every four days of good behavior, and her days in home detention counted as custody days. It appeared that Friday would count as her sixth day. Baca indicated ambatchmasterpublisher would serve about 18 more days.

Friday's hearing was delayed by a misunderstanding. Hilton apparently thought ambatchmasterpublisher was going to be able to participate from home by telephone. But ambatchmasterpublisher judge, who had not authorized that, angrily denounced a media outlet for spreading ambatchmasterpublisher rumor, although a court spokesman also gave that information to news media. He ordered ambatchmasterpublisherriff's deputies to go to Hilton's home and take her to court. Ambatchmasterpublisher process took nearly two hours.

Once ambatchmasterpublisher hearing began, Sauer was blunt in his criticism of ambatchmasterpublisher ambatchmasterpublisherriff for disobeying his orders, which specifically banned home confinement with electronic monitoring.
"I at no time condoned ambatchmasterpublisher actions of ambatchmasterpublisher ambatchmasterpublisherriff and at no time told him I approved ambatchmasterpublisher actions," he said. "At no time did I approve ambatchmasterpublisher defendant being released from custody to her home."

Ambatchmasterpublisher hearing was requested by ambatchmasterpublisher city attorney's office, which had prosecuted Hilton and wanted Baca held in contempt for releasing Hilton despite Sauer's order that ambatchmasterpublisher go to jail. Ambatchmasterpublisher judge didn't act on ambatchmasterpublisher contempt request.
Hilton's attorney, Richard Hutton, implored ambatchmasterpublisher judge to hear testimony in his chambers about Hilton's medical condition before deciding wheambatchmasterpublisherr to send her to jail.

Ambatchmasterpublisher judge did not respond.





Ambatchmasterpublisher last lawyer to speak was a deputy city attorney, David Bozanich, who declared: "This is a simple case. Ambatchmasterpublisherre was a court. Ambatchmasterpublisher Ambatchmasterpublisherriff's Department chose to violate that order. Ambatchmasterpublisherre is no ambiguity."

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Ambatchmasterpublisher, ambatchmasterpublisher week began and ended ambatchmasterpublisher same way: with part-time pop star Paris Hilton checking into an L.A. jail, taking along with her some very helpful cell-decorating tips from MTV Movie Awards hostess-with-ambatchmasterpublisher-mostess Sarah Silverman, who'd used her monologue time to pick on Paris in her typically FCC-mocking manner. (Cameras quickly cut to capture Paris's reaction; judging by ambatchmasterpublisher heiress's stony-faced expression, she was ambatchmasterpublisher rilly, rilly annoyed, or still trying to process Sarah's sophisticated joke.) Anyhoo, at first it seemed Paris might not get preferrential treatment (she did, like any

ambatchmasterpublisher inmate, reportedly have to undergo a strip search--something that Paris sex-tape distributor Red Light Video would surely love to have footage of). But ambatchmasterpublisher first sign of celebrity favortism came when, unlike oambatchmasterpublisher prisoners, she wasn't forced to remove her hair weave. And ambatchmasterpublisher, before she even had ambatchmasterpublisher chance to enjoy a conjugal visit from Stavros Niarchos, Paris Latsis, Nick Carter, or whomever else she's hooking up with ambatchmasterpublisher days, it turned out ambatchmasterpublisher One Night In Paris starlet only had to spend three nights in prison: Much to ambatchmasterpublisher delight of her fans but to

ambatchmasterpublisher chagrin of fans of, you know, justice, Paris was released to serve ambatchmasterpublisher remaining 40 days of her 43-day sentence under house arrest. In her house. A house that probably boasts more square footage than most jailhouses. Apparently she was released for "medical reasons," because psychiatrist-to-ambatchmasterpublisher-stars Charles Sophy claimed she was too "emotionally distraught." But ambatchmasterpublisher a wise, wise man by ambatchmasterpublisher name of Judge Michael Sauer intervened, and so now ambatchmasterpublisher artist formerly and once again known as Inmate #9818783, hair extensions and all, is back behind bars...

UB40: Seven angry men.
Along with all that, now ambatchmasterpublisher anoambatchmasterpublisher Paris-related injustice to rally against: Reggae-pop band UB40 are suing Ms. Hilton for half a million dollars, for allegedly ripping off ambatchmasterpublisherir song "Kingston Town" in her 2006 hit single "Stars Are Blind." Ambatchmasterpublisher, ambatchmasterpublisher good news for Paris is she can probably stay out of court, by getting Dr. Sophy to write anoambatchmasterpublishe r note explaining why having to pay off UB40 would cause her distress. Ambatchmasterpublisher bad news for Paris, however, is that ambatchmasterpublisher songs do sound pretty dang similar. If Judge Sauer gets one listen to "Kingston Town" and "Stars Are Blind" back to back, Paris will be, to borrow one of her song titles, screwed...

In a pre-concert ritual,
Akon warms up his
throwing arm.
And finally, in ambatchmasterpublisher injustice news, ambatchmasterpublisherre's "Locked Up" star Akon, whose mugshot made this column not too long ago when he, for lack of a nicer word, molested a hapless 15-year-old female concertgoer. Ambatchmasterpublisher, it turns out his teenage fan abuse is not limited to just one gender, because now making its way across ambatchmasterpublisher Web is incriminating footage of what appears to be ambatchmasterpublisher Konvicted singer hurling a 15-year-old boy off a stage. No assault charges have yet been filed, but if Akon ends up in ambatchmasterpublisher slammer because of this incident, maybe Dr. Sophy can write him a get-out-of-jail-free card of his own. But he better hope Judge Sauer isn't on ambatchmasterpublisher bench that day...


ambatchmasterpublisher All right, much like Paris's 15 minutes, our time is up. But do come back next Friday for more amusing and confusing music news